Of Kings and Halflings (Grumplin's Travels)
Part Two

(have you read the prologue and part one?)

…And so He came from the West, in the times of our greatest sorrow. Shining in power, resplendent in graciousness He strode our lands barefoot. Where His hands lay, there was joy. Where His blessings fell, the land was whole. And our people arose as one to His call following His pilgrimage. His miracles without end, our needs never refused.
And lo they came, the Disciples of the Enemy, spitting their poison, drowning our hopes. Tekuna the Poisoner, Euvgeni the Cruel, Souriin the Damned, Flash the Reaper and Damalanthas the Fallen. For days the Lord strove with their venomous tongues, coming and going at their beck and call. And they broke His soul, and shattered His resolve. And so He scattered the people, and bent his knee to the Enemy.
So teach your children, and tell them this tale of woe. Few are we of the Mirrored Soul that remain. But we stand where He fell, and we remember all. We watch and we wait, for in His sacrifice, He taught us our duty. We will smite the Enemy, and ready for His return. Keh’tra mar’k fa-al-laan. Long live the memory of Jarron Tilessin, the Lord of Light and the Mirror of Our Soul… 

An unidentified author (from the private scroll collection of Lord Damalanthas Quithas)


He knelt by the woman on the ground. He could see her belly bloated from the hunger. Some infection covered her upper arms, and she was bleeding from many sores. He nearly broke down and wept. With a low grunt, he picked her up in his arms, cradling her body to his chest. He turned to Helena, considering his next words carefully. He could hardly force them past his clenched jaws.
“Helena, I’ve seen enough. I don’t care if they have a rightful claim to the throne or not. We cannot continue like this. Our people are dying and they do NOTHING!” 
His last words came out as a loud hiss, as if his throat could not produce the sound out of sorrow. He placed the woman carefully on the wagon. She would have to be fed very slowly over the next couple of days. If she rejected the food, she would not survive. He focused his prayer to Artafor, pleading for a spark of life to instill her. He felt the warm glow building in him, and he sighed, letting the light bathe her in warmth. As he watched, the sores closed, the infection receded, and her breathing strengthened. He felt the life force leaving him, and he gave silent thanks.
“…Jarron. Jarron.”
The voice was getting clearer and more insistent. He turned to Helena. He always felt detached after calling out to his god. He liked to feel the lingering presence of the deity to whom he had dedicated his life, and his soul.
“…You know we will support you in this venture. We believe in you, but it has to be done just right if you wish to see us succeed. There are many people who would oppose you in this. Powerful people. We need to know that you’re committed…”
He looked around, his hands balling into fists as he struggled to control the despair that threatened to swallow him whole. He raised his arms, not even aware that he was shouting.
“Look around you. I care nothing for these petty tyrants and these decrepit nobles or their politics. It is time for us, the people to make our stand. If laws do not protect us, then it is time to change the laws. We must help ourselves.”
She was smiling at his back. This was going to be easier than either her or Claris had thought. There might even be a promotion waiting for her when she got back.
“Calm down. This isn’t helping anyone. Like I told you before, we are glad to help. Within the next couple of days, the first of the food wagons should arrive. You must just point to where you want them to unload.”
He looked at her, stooping yet again: “Yes. I…I’m sorry, it’s just that there is so much pain…so much suffering. I just don’t know where to start.” 
She hugged him, raising to the tips of her toes.
“Well, don’t worry. That’s why you have me, and I will never abandon you. We’ll go all the way, you and I. We’ll shake the council hall gates and make them listen. You must be patient, that’s all.”
She gripped his face in her hands, forcing him to look in her eyes.
“After all, have I advised you ill so far? Trust me, we’ll get there. All it takes is one man to believe, and the avalanche must surely follow. Lead us there. I know you have it in you and the people need you.”
She hugged him again, trembling in excitement. When he placed the crown on his head, who but her would be next to the throne. She could feel the keys to the treasury in her grasp already. Maybe…maybe after this was over, it would be Claris in her service, and not the other way around.
“I tink iss yor bad breff dat killed im.”

“Yuri, you could kill one of our elephants just by lifting an arm in his direction.”
“Huhh, haaa. Ya, I tink zo too. Look, da liil bugga iss smokin too. He iss in bad shape. Ve should leave im here. Da vulchers vill kiil im. Come.”
Grumplin heard the voices through the haze. He tried to move his head, but the splitting headache sent bright stars like tiny knives swirling in his head. He could not faint now… The world calmed again, and he tried to speak.
“Huuu. Huuelp muuh.”
A huge scarred face blurred into view. 
“Um, Kolya? Kolya, I tink da bugga iss alive. He moaned somfing. Come look!”
He had fallen prey to trolls and they were going to eat him - probably alive, and unsalted. Another troll leaned over him, his face looming closer for a good bite.
“Don’t try to move. You’re injured, and you’ll hurt yourself. Yuri, prepare a stretcher. You know, the type you tie to the horse?”
“Yu do not tech Yuri how to make strechcher, Yuri do not tech how to wave yor hips to muzik vor da ladies.”
His vision was improving. They weren’t trolls after all. The sketchbook got him here. He was in the right place after all. He remembered the fight. The angel…Tekuna. He hoped she had survived. She had stayed for him. His left hand felt numb. 
He tried to stand again, but the larger of the two giants stopped him. His hand was like a mountain lying on top of his belly.
“Da bugga iss trying to geddup.” He turned towards him. “Stay down little vun.”
His breath was overpowering, and Grumplin nearly fainted again.
Grumplin looked at his captor carefully. The one holding him down was covered in wolf pelts roughly sown together. His beard was platted into disheveled knots, and his shoulder length hair was tied in a topknot. He had several teeth missing and an ugly red scar on the side of his face. His ear was missing. The man was almost as wide as he was tall.
“Hey Yuri, I don’t think the midget fancies you. It could be your friendly face.”
The giant smiled towards him.
“Ya, I tink so. But iss still better dan a nasty dogman or a lizardman, ya?”
“Enough yabberin’ you two. We’re on a scouting run, so act like scouts,” said a confident voice from behind the giant. A majestic looking man came into his view. He was even taller than even the one holding him down, but slimmer and more athletic. Knotted muscles spoke of years of hardship and practice. Grumplin wondered how a man so large could move so lithely. He was wearing soft riding breeches, and although he also wore fur for protection, Grumplin could hear the soft jingle of metal armor from underneath. A hilt of a great-sword was sticking out from behind his shoulder. He knelt next to Grumplin and leaned over. He also had braided dark hair, but was shaven clean. The eyes told Grumplin that the man brooked no nonsense and liked to be obeyed, and quickly at that.
“Are you two lummoxes trying to finish him off?”
He looked at Grumplin, ascertaining the extent of his injuries.
“You’ll live. Your hand looks nasty, and we’ll have to cauterize it to stop an infection. Kolya, is the knife ready?”
Grumplin watched as Kolya approached. The knife was ruby red on the tip. He started to struggle, but the giant was pressing on him and he was immobilized. Everything was beginning to swim in front of him. He felt a giant ice-block press on his hand, and the cold became a searing pain. He screamed, as he smelt the burning flesh and the world went black. 

It was dark and he was cold. The pain in his hand faded to a numb ache, and his head was no longer spinning. Someone clapped his hands in the dark, and he rose into the air. His dirty travel-worn clothes changed, smoothing and morphing into the softest blue doublet made of wool. A mug of ale appeared in his hand, and he lifted it to his mouth involuntarily. The liquid went down soothing his stomach, and calming his mood. The darkness lit up with a single star in the sky that slowly brightened until he had to shield his eyes.
“Good morning, my friend.”
He opened his eyes again. There was a handsome elf standing in front of him…no, not an elf – he was too muscular for an elf. A half-elf. He wore soft burgundy tight fitting leather hose and soft boots. His shirt was of white silk with billowing embroidered sleeves. The sash, of a bold red color, hid a harness for a magnificent rapier at his side. His hair was tied in a single blond braid reaching past the small of his back. He had a friendly roguish smile on his face, and he moved with an elfin grace that made Grumplin feel awkward just standing still. 
Without knowing why or how, he lifted the mug to his mouth again, taking a long quaff. Hmmm, it was mulberry extract this time – his favorite.
The gentleman bowed to him with a theatrical flourish, smiling widely at him, “Damalanthas Quithas at your service, master Grumplin.”
He straightened up, and clapped his hands again. The mug disappeared, and Grumplin found himself floating in a reclining chair.
“Now that you’re comfortable, let me tell you what’s happening. You’re dreaming, fast asleep. And I’m here to ask you to do something for me. Don’t bother trying to talk: I can’t hear you, so sit back, and remember everything I tell you when you wake up.”
Damalanthas frowned, looking around, and snapped his fingers. The darkness changed instantly, tearing like a painting into a panoramic view. They were sitting on a rolling hill, and a slight breeze fanned Grumplin’s face. There was a smell of dew in the air. The sunlight warmed his bones. Damalanthas turned towards him. He had a mischievous twinkle in his eye.
“I spoke to Tekuna a short while back. I arrived just too late to see you off. You’ll be glad to hear that Tekuna survived the attempt on her life just fine. The gentlemen were most eager to speak of their employer once they understood what a stabbing does to a woman’s mood. Unfortunately, it gets us no closer to who is responsible for the attack. They were paid mercenaries, but with the right keys and extremely well funded. If you’ve managed to locate Euvgeni, tell him to beware of Kolya. He has received a lot of money recently.”
Grumplin shuddered, remembering the bitter man looking over him before he fainted. He tried to speak, but his mouth would not obey.
Damalanthas turned towards the sun. He continued, ignoring Grumlpin’s struggles.
“Oh, that’s about it. Souriin will be waiting for you at Euvgeni’s estate. He’ll take you to New Ivrea.”
He turned suddenly and raised his hands dramatically. “The stage is set, the curtain rises.”
He winked at Grumplin, “Remember all I told you? Now wake up…Wake up!”
He started shaking Grumplin violently.

“…Vake up. Vake up, you lazyhead. I dunno, Kolya. Never seen a havvlink sleep vit a food bowl innis face.”
Grumplin wrinkled his nose. There was a pleasant odor in his nostrils. Slightly too peppery but… His stomach turned, producing a loud lament. He popped his eyes open. The big man was toothlessly grinning at him.
“Haaa, I tink you vere right. Hiss alive. Now don’t move liil vun. I vill feed you.”
A giant spoon moved towards his face. Grumplin opened his mouth to speak, but instead got a ladle full of hot stew in his throat. He choked briefly and then swallowed it all.
“Haaa, votch it. I need de spoon back.”
He tried to tell the giant to go slower, but instead he got another mouthful.
“You know Kolya, it feels like I’m feedink my little vun. Haaa. I ‘member…”
There was a hiss of iron, and Yuri stiffened. A large blade flicked out from his chest, ripping through the furs, glistening crimson like a tongue. The bowl fell on the halfling, spraying him with hot stew.
“Yuri…?”
The giant toppled sideways from where he was kneeling, pulling the hilt out of Kolya’s grasp. He cursed, and bent to retrieve his blade. He set his foot against Yuri and pulled it out with a scrape.
“For days I had to listen to this idiot ramble without end.”
He kicked the body furiously. 
“This moron was my only choice of scouts. Dumb brute. What can I say: wrong place, wrong time.”
He turned to the halfling, wiping the sweat from his face. Grumplin was panicking. He was trying to slide backwards, but Yuri’s arm had fallen across his knees, and he was too weak.
The man approached him smiling wickedly, “Don’t worry my little rabbit. It’s not your time yet. You are the bait for this trap. You’re about to help me become king.”
He removed a gem from a folded cloth. He put it down on the ground, and smashed it with his boot.
Grumplin tried to scream, but no noise came out of his mouth. He was too terrified to twitch, and could only stare with wide-open eyes.
The air shimmered in front of him, and men faded into view. There were six of them, all armed with wicked blades and axes. Kolya clasped hands with one of them, laughing openly. 
“It goes as planned brother. Tonight I take the halls of Outreach back into our family’s hands. Spread out, and take your places.”
Kolya propped Yuri up, cursing his weight. With his sight, Grumplin could see the heat ebbing from the body. He sobbed before he could stop himself. Kolya looked up.
“Just keep on lying there my little mouse, and not a peep out of you, or you’ll find a bleeding smile added to your throat.”
He nodded weakly. Kolya moved off to stoke the fire. The others faded into the trees.
He could hear someone approaching on the path, “Kolya, your turn to patrol.”
Grumplin was watching as Euvgeni approached. Kolya stood up, “No, I don’t feel like it.”
Euvgeni approached closer, eyes gleaming wickedly, “What did you say, Kolya Vladovich?”
“I said no. I don’t obey traitors.”
“Kolya, you’re one step away from joining your ancestors.”
“Bhe, heh. No, Euvgeni, it’s you who will hang on a pole tonight.”
They both drew their blades with a hiss. Euvgeni was the larger of the two, and also held a longer weapon. They started circling. Grumplin could see the heat of shapes creeping through the grass. Euvgeni was looking at the fire; he would see nothing until it was too late.
“Why, Kolya? I trusted you. I thought we were friends. I, a traitor?”
Kolya leapt forward, swinging his whistling blade in a diagonal arc. Euvgeni parried with the cross-hilt, the two blades singing. He leaned closer, bringing his elbow with a crunch into Kolya’s face. He stumbled back, keeping Euvgeni back with a wild horizontal slash. The shapes were almost on Euvgeni.
Grumplin screamed, “Behind you!”
There was a hiss in the air, but Euvgeni was already spinning. He let the momentum of his pirouette carry his blade. Like a snake striking, faster than Grumplin’s eyes could follow, his gloved hand darted in the air. He let the blade’s tip land on the ground and he kicked out, leaning on the sword, letting the momentum of the spin provide the force. His boot caught a rising man on the side of his head. Grumplin caught a glimpse of an arrow in his other hand.
With a shout, Kolya chopped downwards with his blade. Euvgeni dove towards him, dropping his blade and rolling under the blow. The hilt caught him in the shoulder, ending his roll. Kolya chopped downwards again with a scream, but Euvgeni kicked his legs, and the blow landed wide. The tip of the sword hit a rock and with a loud ring and a shower of sparks, the blade snapped a foot off the ground.
Kolya cursed, discarding his blade in disgust as Euvgeni rolled to his feet. He tried to snatch the sword he had dropped, but with a blood-curdling scream another man dove into the melee, swinging his axe into Euvgeni’s midriff. He leapt back, into the waiting blade of another attacker. Euvgeni froze, the tip of the sword wavering at his neck. Grumplin had started to move almost as soon as the fight started. With every fiber of his frightened halfling soul, he strained to remain silent. His heart was beating so loud in his ears, that he could hardly hear the noises of the blades clashing. He reached Yuri, and pulled at the blade on his back. It was so heavy that at first he thought it was glued to the scabbard. He strained until he could feel stars swim before his eyes again. Euvgeni was backing up against a tree, three armed men giving him no room to maneuver. A meaty, bloody palm brushed him aside. Yuri got up with a rasp, frothing at the mouth. He swayed on his feet, and let out a roar at the moon. He lifted his large blade in one hand and charged forward swinging the axe in a whistling arc above his head.
“He’s going berserk!” screamed one of the men.
Euvgeni grasped at the distracted swordsman. He caught his wrist, and he twisted. The bone snapped with a dry crack and a howl of pain. Euvgeni caught the sword before it hit the ground. 
Metal whistled through the air as one of the men threw, and a dagger lodged in Yuri’s shoulder. He hardly noticed it, continuing his charge. The blow from his axe resonated on the horizontal parry, and the man’s blade spun out of his numbed hand. Yuri head butted him, and he crumpled to the ground.
Suddenly Yuri stiffened, holding his chest and he dropped his guard. Kolya slashed him from behind, and he fell like a log of wood.
“And stay down you bastard,” he screamed at the body, hacking it again. He turned only to see Euvgeni, bleeding from several cuts, drop the last man to the ground.
“Only…you and I…now, Kolya. Why, I ask again?”
Kolya was backing up, looking wildly around for assistance.
“Because you’re false to your blood! Because you first let the Lizards butcher and eat our children, and then you make friends when they lose ground. Because you’re too weak to rule our nation, and you give it to a Council of squabbling fools. We need to be strong and become the mighty wanderers that we once were!”
Euvgeni picked his blade up off the ground, keeping his eyes on Kolya all the time. 
“What you talk of is not strength, it’s suicide. Our nation lives or dies by the trade from the North. We are too large a people now, and the land is too hostile to move continuously. Who paid you? Who did you sell your honor to?”
“My honor?” laughed Kolya. “You know nothing of honor. There will be others. I’m not the only one who wants you dead!”
With a desperate scream he leapt forward. He swung the sword in a wicked horizontal arc, aiming for Euvgeni’s head. Euvgeni dropped to one knee. The timing was perfect, and he could feel the edge whistle through his flying hair. He braced, letting Kolya do the rest. The blade passed through him, bending from the man’s weight. Kolya dropped to the ground, the sword flying from his grasp. He coughed once.
Euvgeni turned him over. 
“You’re dying, but there is still time. Tell me. Tell me who gave you the money. Who’s your contact?”
Kolya was going pale, but his teeth were clenched in a smile.
“Tell me, and I’ll make sure that nobody knows what happened here. I’ll make sure your family live in honor. If not, the dogs will eat your flesh in the central market.”
Blood was bubbling on Kolya’s lips, “Moltoy…Darren… Moltoyhhhh.”
Euvgeni got up tiredly. He walked over to Yuri. “By all the gods…” The giant was still breathing, bleeding heavily from a number of wounds. 
Grumplin stood up. The world was swimming in front of his eyes again. He felt like bringing up.
He crawled to his backpack, and opened the straps painfully. Upon finding a metal gourd with ‘Trouble’ printed on the front, he unstopped it carefully, and took two small sips. Immediately, his body convulsed, and he felt a warm glow spread through every muscle. Elder Drimble had given it to him to use in a dire emergency.
As his body relaxed, he offered it to Euvgeni. There was so much blood around Yuri. With a smile, Euvgeni accepted, “Thank you my friend. If this saves his life, I will repay you in triplicate.”
Grumplin smiled, and nodded weakly. The potion was making him sleepy. Trying to keep his eyelids open, he slurred:
“Damallllasaas said you musst go back to the New Capital. Ssssouriin awaitsssus... your esstate...”
His eyes were closing of their own accord, and he could no longer force them to open. He floated onto a soft huge silken pillow, and he relaxed, dreaming of home and comforts.


Tekuna was having a bad day. She looked again at the scar in her arm. It had been a close shave. They had used poison on the blades. She stood up, and leaned over the heavy oak desk.
“What did you say? We lost another shipment yesterday? What do you mean by another?”
The man was twisting his hat in his hands, looking sheepish and remorseful. 
“Well my lady, it’s like this. Last week we were ambushed on the trail to Outreach by a tribe of gnolls. We fought them back but not before they set fire to the wagons…”
She hit her open palm against the table, making him jump, “And that was not suspicious in itself? Gnolls don’t attack caravans to burn them, BUT TO LOOT THEM!”
He waited until she sat down again, “Please continue, Master Cedoric.”
She leaned back in the creaking leather, rubbing the bridge of her nose. That had been the fifth shipment in four weeks attacked. The RMA was being targeted by an organized effort. The damned guards were costing a fortune, and since the acts seemed random in the area of occurrence, all the caravans had to be guarded for the next couple of weeks. Which also meant that someone was paying lots of coin for the attacks. Coupled with the assassination attempt on Euvgeni, someone was making a hit at Rotan’s resources. She watched Cedoric’s mouth moving. Damn, she had to listen even though she knew all the facts already.
“…out of nowhere, just like that. Needless to say, they didn’t wait for more, but unfortunately the glass wares were damaged beyond repair, when the boulder hit the wagon.”
He finished, staring at her quietly. She would have to make an example out of him. All she needed right now was more independent thinking from the bruisers.
“Master Cedoric, this kind of failure is unacceptable. By not bringing this matter to my attention last week, you have cost us dearly in money, and loss of life. But, being the kind-hearted woman that I am I will allow you to keep your job (and your skin) providing you rectify the matter by going on the next trip personally. I’m sure that your very presence with the food wagons to Feroll will inspire such terror in the local monster populace, that they will leave it well alone.”
“But…but…”
She looked down at the stack of papers on her desk, “Good day, Master Cedoric. And dress warmly. I’m told the weather this time of year can be quite…nippy.”
She grinned wickedly at the attempted slam of the door. One of the first things she had installed in her offices (other than the double walls filled with cotton swabs to prevent sound from escaping), was a very precisely fitting door. It was almost impossible to close it quickly.
Who could it be? Someone had to have a lot of resources, which meant either a large trading house, or a government. Unfortunately, the document she had recovered had nothing to do with the occupant, and the hiding place was obviously used as a pickup point. It wasn’t anyone local, since the credit note was issued in Meldora. It was time to call Damus and let him try his luck there. Her resources were being stretched a bit thin by these attacks. Gods but she hated losing money! It was so much easier in the days when she looted dragon hoards. She froze for a second, and shuddered thinking of Ayak, her dagger, and the large maw full of teeth. Naaah. This was definitely more her style. She would just have to cut some funding from the Pirsian Annual Fashion Show, and everything would be on track again.
Hmmm. She would have to look into who else was housed in that wing over a three-week period preceding and following the attack. So much money could not be kept waiting for a long time. Plus, they would have to be housed close by so as not to attract attention by being in the wrong place. Also, since she had kept this credit note, another would have to be made out for the same amount. Damus could definitely use that. They were all probably under close scrutiny, so it was time for a countermove of her own. The Pirsian Traders’ Fold had been making quiet advances into the Rotan Gold Mining Company. She had several well-placed contacts in the treasury department there, and they had not made any large deposits in Meldora for a while. If she were to make a lot of noise about these caravans attacks – and indirectly accuse the Fold of them, they would ease off on the Mining Company fearing discovery, and giving her more time. It would also throw their real opponent off the trail of investigation. Things like this put a spring in her step.
“Over five hundred people following his footsteps. You don’t say.”

Pierce turned and stopped pacing for a while. She smiled at him from beneath her long eyelashes as she bit into the grape.
“Claris, can you take me seriously for just a second? He hasn’t even left the rural areas yet! When he enters the towns, they will swarm around him like ants. Can you even begin to imagine how much food it would take to feed them?”
She waved her hand at him contemptuously, “By that time he’ll be within three days of the council hall, and it will not matter. They will live on his word, and a little hunger will make them more vicious. Nothing like an empty stomach to make a dog slaver.”
He looked at her, spreading his hands in disbelief, “Gods Claris, even you cannot be that cold.”
She laughed, throwing a grape at his head, “That was always your problem, Pierce. You were never the one with any real manhood in the family. Just say the word, and I’ll get someone else to help me. But once Feroll falls don’t expect any favors…”
He calmed down, looking at the window so that she couldn’t see his expression. Damn her, she had him where it hurt. He would just have to play along and wait for her to slip up. It was all going too well, and she had made no backup plans. She was always overconfident. He turned back towards her, “Fine. Whatever. I’m with you all the way. You know me.”
She looked back at the game board, studying it. She was using the chaos advance. All her pieces seemed to stand without support, and yet he knew that when she chose to, they would reform for a crippling offence. Yet again, no backup…well, well.
He moved his Talon piece behind her lines, and she ignored it. His Siege-tower was in danger but he left it, pushing a Sentry behind her Monarch. Intent on his mistake, she formed a wedge, killing his Siege-tower, and threatening his Fortress. 
He imprisoned her Monarch, and she frowned. She pushed the wedge on, but without the Monarch, her formation collapsed. She crushed his defense-ring with twin Talon strikes. He removed her Overseer with his Talon, and the game was a draw. He was too stretched, with no resources to continue, and she was too scattered to mount an offensive at his Fortress. All the resources and no leadership. There was a hidden metaphor here. He snapped out of his thoughts as she scattered the pieces with her hand. She really hated to lose – or draw. After some uncomfortable silence she spoke, “Tekuna blames the Pirsians for her attacks. Isn’t it delightful that she adds to the confusion? It will be way too late to stop us by the time they realize the trouble is not at their doorstep.”
This was beginning to smell like a ruse to him. Tekuna attacking Fold openly? It didn’t sound like her at all. He was about to voice his suspicions, but he bit his tongue. Claris might have to learn a very difficult lesson indeed. Maybe he could come out of this on top after all…
(Now read part three.)