Of Kings and Halflings (Grumplin's Travels)
Part One

(have you read the prologue?)

“For who if not the King is responsible for the well-being of his people! If he fails to provide his subjects with the bare minimums needed to support life…if he watches them suffer and die in squalor and disease…if he watches other nations pick and gnaw on our bones without lifting his finger? …Then I ask You, can we watch this in silence? …Do we, his people not lift our hand to ask why? …and if he yet does not answer our pleas, do we let things be? Do we go home to our starving children, look in their eyes and say: we tried all we could?
Nay, I scream at you. Nay! We will stand for this no longer! We shall arise as one, storm the gates of the council hall and take what we need! If the current leaders ignore us, choose new leaders from amongst us who will NOT! If we act as one, nothing can stop us!”

A short extract from the speech of Jarron Tilessin in the Kóreme central market as recorded in ‘The Mirror of Our Soul’ – a biography of his travels (from the private library of Lord Damalanthas Quithas)


The raven looked at the carnage below. Smoke from the burning wagons obscured the human corpses on the ground, but the noise of fighting had died down, and nothing moved below its perch. It hopped off the branch with a loud squawk, flapped its wings a couple of times, and landed hungrily on a body furthest from the dying blaze. Tearing the shirt apart with a swift jerk of the sharp beak, it pecked at the flesh beneath.
“Hiaaaa.”
The sudden cry spooked the large bird, interrupting its meal. It flapped up, complaining loudly.
“Damn birds. I hate them.”
The small shape looked around warily, tentatively smelling the air around him. He looked at the smoking wagons in disgust, moving slowly from shadow to shadow. The tiny, drawn bow might have looked comical to an observer, had the observer been able to spot the stealthy halfling hunter, but the arrows were poisoned, and could paralyze a deer in seconds.
A second shape joined the first, moving just as quietly through the undergrowth. They began to search the wagon remains systematically, looking for clues of the disaster. The caravan was returning to Rotan and since the halflings were Rotan's allies, they had to know what had happened. At first it looked like a raid for booty, but the wagons were empty, having delivered their food to the starving people of Feroll. Everything was destroyed by the fire, leaving no evidence of the attackers. They were about to leave, when one of the halflings signaled. 
“Flinter! Flinter, come see this.”
The halfling picked up a branch, and rolled the blackened tube-like object out of the glowing cinders. Flinter looked down. He touched the object quickly, to judge the heat of it. It was cold to the touch. Amazed, Flinter picked it up through his woolen cloak. He wiped it quickly of the soot. What emerged out of his cloak was an intricate metal scroll case, engraved in glowing runes that were quickly fading in the sunlight. He looked around again, making his mind up quickly. This was far too important for a simple scout like himself. The Elders had to see this, and quickly. The two halflings faded into the undergrowth as quietly as they had emerged.
Today was going to be a day of mystery. Grumplin rolled out of bed, wincing at the cold floor beneath his feet. He stretched his round three-foot tall body, listening to the grumbling of his stomach. It was bright outside, and he could hear the children frolicking. He washed up in a hurry – one could not ignore one’s stomach for long – and he put on his best travelling clothes. He picked the ornaments very carefully. Today, he would visit important people, representing his whole nation. The grumbling in his stomach broke him out of his reverie. With practiced strokes (he started cooking when he was four years old), he finished his omelet, and sat down heartily to his meal. Two bites and a swallow later he stood up again, and washed the dishes in a basin of water. There was a knock on the door of his wagon. 

“Come in, come in. I’m almost ready.”
The door opened, and Elder Drimble walked in, smiling. He sat down, holding his stately belly.
“Good morning, Grumplin. I have some last instructions.”
Grumplin shivered. He was going to be so far away from his wagon. So many strange places. Maybe he should refuse. It wasn’t too late.
Elder Drimble was one hundred and five. He read Grumplin’s wilting expression instantly.
“Joranth would be so proud of you. You’re taking a first step on the road that made him our greatest hero. We’re all jealous of you.”
Grumplin swallowed hard, tucking in his round belly, and raising his chins. It was too late to refuse.
“That’s the spirit,” said the elder, smiling at him. “You’ll be all right. Don’t worry. You are delivering a message, and all messengers are sacred in human lands. You’ll be safe. Anyway, the Lords will protect you. They promised to. Think of this as an adventure.”
“But Elder Drimble, they are all so far. And I don’t even know how to ride a pony. Perhaps Flinter…”
Elder Drimble held his hand up, interrupting him, “He cannot read, and he is too shy to meet people. You can speak and scribe eight languages, you have read all texts about the Lords of Rotan, and you can remember details of what your neighbor wore to the market a month ago. All these wonderful traits make you far more suited than Flinter as a messenger.”
He sighed, looking at Grumplin’s crestfallen expression. “This is important, Grumplin. We need to get these letters to the Lords. It’s urgent. The caravan wagon that carrying the scroll case was burnt to a cinder. The letters contain information that they need to know.”
His face lit up in a smile, as he remembered something. He fished around in his pockets, grumbling.
“Ah, hah. Here it is. The ring of Tess Mellowbelly. She traveled to the farthest shores with this. It will get you instantly to where you want to be, and back in time for supper. It has only eight charges left, so use it wisely.”
Grumplin put his hand out and the ring slipped on his index finger. It was far too big. Elder Drimble frowned, and put the ring on his thumb. It was still loose. 
He coughed, “The ring was a…gift from her travelling companion. All you have to do is speak ‘YAWANARAF’ while thinking of the place where you want to be. Don’t worry. It’s perfectly safe, unless you think of the moon. Now here is the book compiled by Gnurr. Its artwork should give you an idea of where you want to go.”
Grumplin opened the book, and turned the pages quickly. His eyes focused on each frame, absorbing every small detail, storing it perfectly in separate niches in his head.
“All right, I’m finished,” he said moments later. 
Elder Drimble just shook his head in amazement, “And you ask me why you’re right for this? Bah, you’re perfect! Now remember to study everything and everyone. We need to know how the other nations see us. It’ll make it easier for us to decide on where to take our people.”
Grumplin put on his pack. He could smell the pancakes within, and his stomach rumbled its approval. 
With a groan, Elder Drimble stood up, leaning on his walking stick, “Good luck Grumplin, and may Mundiree watch over you.”
Grumplin concentrated hard. He would start with an easy task. He focused the picture in his mind, and spoke the word. The world folded like a piece of paper, and he could not even hear himself scream…

“….aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
Light unfolded, and he dropped to his knees, looking blankly ahead of him. A waft of venison in gravy filled his nostrils, awakening him from his stupor. He was in a long corridor. He was sure he was thinking of the Rotan Palace kitchens when he activated the ring. He looked up, barely in time to cover his head. A boot caught him painfully in the side.
“What the….waaaaaaah”
The waiter went down with a crash of broken glass and scattering silverware.
Grumplin sat up, and licked his hand. It was covered in gravy – a touch too salty. The waiter got up with a groan. He looked at the scattered dishes, holding his head, “Oh no, that’s all I needed.”
He turned around, his face hardening at the sight of the cowering halfling.
“You! What are you doing here? Who let you in here?”
Grumplin felt his skin crawl, and his toe-hair curling. Men were so BIG. 
The man’s eyes bulged, threatening to pop out of their sockets.
“Ruben! RUBEN, you lout. Get rid of this vagrant, immediately!” 
He glanced once more at the halfling, and marched off back to the kitchens. Grumplin got up, feeling his bruised ribs. He turned to walk away and froze. There was an angel walking towards him. She was of human height, but of perfect halfling proportions. Her cherub round face was surrounded by a crown of golden mane of hair, and she carried herself with a grace that was difficult to match.
“Can I help you my friend?” She asked with a smile.
“Umm…Aaah…I’m look…I’m looking for Lady Tekuna…Chand. I have a missive.”
She raised her eyebrows, a half-smile crossing her face. 
“I think I can help you there…,” she said, looking at him pointedly.
“Umm…Grumplin, ma’am.”
He handed her the scroll, and she read it quickly, frowning at the contents.
She turned to leave. “Well Grumplin, if you follow me, I’m sure she’ll turn up somewhere. In the meantime, you can tell me where you got this interesting ring.”
She looked at the inscription inside his ring, and handed it to him while he was checking his fingers.
“You must have dropped it. It’s not quite your size, you know.”
“Yes ma’am. It belonged to a hero of our nation.”
“I’m sure it did.”
They followed several thin passages and staircases. With delight, Grumplin noticed that the woman was even quieter than he was. She put her finger to her lips, smiling at him. He blushed, turning red with embarrassment. She moved a brick on the wall, and an entrance opened into a huge, beautifully decorated hallway. She strode quickly forward, and Grumplin had to jog in order to keep up. The carpets swallowed the patter of his footsteps. They stopped before a large door with ‘ Guestroom 121’ written in round golden letters. The angel looked around while leaning her ear closer to the door. She knocked quietly. Nobody answered.
“Looks like nobody is at home. What a shame. We came all this way to visit. We must leave him a message.”
She turned the handle with a soft squeak, but the door would not open. 
“How peculiar,” she muttered to him, leaning over the lock. “The door’s jammed. I must see to it that the mechanisms are oiled again.”
She winked at him, and removed something from her hair.
“Hmmm, Anwell has really made an effort to put in better locks. Luckily, the lock designer works for me, so that I’ve had three months practice on everyone else.”
Grumplin shifted from foot to foot. Halflings didn’t bother with locks, seeing as it was a nuisance, but if someone locked a door, it seemed to him as if they didn’t want people to enter.
“Oh don’t look so worried, we’ll just peek inside, and leave a message.”
The lock clicked, and she winced, glancing around. She peeked inside, looking carefully around the walls. As her eyes passed over him, she smiled apologetically:
“Sorry, but one can never be too careful. Plus, if you don’t practice, you just get worse. Come on.”
He stepped into the apartment, and she closed the door quietly behind him.
Grumplin looked around. The room was massive. Huge paintings decorated the walls with history of the lands. The curtains were drawn. They were heavy, crimson in the faint outside light. There was a writing desk on the wall, covered by parchments. Besides it stood a wall cabinet containing many leather bound books. Grumplin’s hands were twitching. So much knowledge was contained within. He looked away wistfully, continuing with his examination. In the corner, the large four-posted bed was neatly draped in glistening sheets and pillows. Grumplin sighed. If there was anything he could possibly appreciate more than food, it was a comfortable bed. The carpets were soothing to his feet. They were made of the softest wool he had ever felt. There were dishes of silver stacked on the bedside table, and he could still smell the breakfast that was half eaten. 
“Psst.”
He tore his eyes away from the plates and looked around. The lady had opened the cabinet, and was removing a volume from within. She looked mesmerized, but her actions were slow, controlled and deliberate.
“Now the trick is in…removing the book without…disturbing any of the dust around it. It requires a bit of patience.”
Grumplin shifted from foot to foot, feeling ever more uncomfortable. The lady opened the book, and he hissed in surprise. The covers contained a box, finely constructed out of thin dark wood. Patterns were carved onto it. The angel-lady was frowning. She lifted the book into the light, inspecting it with narrowed eyes. She sighed, lowering the book:
“Blast, he’s put a ward on it. If I open it wrong, it’ll burn the documents within. How rude.”
Grumplin was beginning to feel his very healthy danger-sense warming up…but he really wanted to help this angel, if only to see her smile. 
“Umm, I think that…”
She looked at him, raising her eyebrows hopefully: “Go on, please.”
“Hrrm, Hrrm,” there was a dust ball caught in his throat. “I think I can open the rune.”
He finished quietly, not daring to look up at her.
“How sure are you?”
He shifted his feet again: “Well you see, I recognize the pattern as the silent prayer to Wiobra, from the tome ‘Ages of Silence’, when his priests were hounded wrongfully for the death of King…”
“Yeah, skip the history, and…?
“…What it is, is a complex pattern representing the passage through the afterlife. If followed correctly, it leads to Wiobra. If followed incorrectly, it would curse the supplicant with His disfavor.”
“…And you know how to trace the pattern correctly?”
Grumplin was beginning to feel this was a VERY bad idea. The lady had mentioned something about burning…
“Umm…but maybe…probably I am wrong.”
The lady stood back, looking at him appraisingly. She moved closer to him, and he caught her sweet perfume: “I would be most grateful…”
His head was beginning to pound. 
“Ok...I suppose I could try… It goes like this…”
He knelt by the open book on the floor. The pattern in the wood was not stained, and he couldn’t see it clearly. This was going to be trickier than he had thought. He closed his eyes. Clearing his mind of all else, he slowly imagined the pages he had read six years ago. Holding the image solid in his mind, he slowly traced the pattern on the cover. Clockwise and down for the Antechamber…Down and across for the River Crossing…Spiraling in for the Vortex, Jumping across and diagonally up for the Halls of Solitude…and finally forward and arch left for the Throne Room…
…There was a click, and the lid moved, snapping him out of his reverie. He snatched his hands, imagining the flames. There was silence. He opened his eyes.
“Well done. Well done indeed,” said a pleased voice well behind him. The lady moved from behind the curtain, smiling widely at him. He smiled back.
There was a large parchment folded in the box. She slowly unraveled it, and her face wrinkled in concern:
“Oh my…that’s a large sum of money…we have to go. There is no time to lose. That message of yours is a lot more important than you realize.”
The door squeaked, as the handle turned. She knelt before him, level with his eyes and gripped him by the shoulders.
“Listen very carefully. There is no more time for games. We’re all in extreme danger. Go to Euvgeni now. Deliver your mess…”
The door splintered asunder, sending shrapnel flying like knives. Men spilled into the room, short blades gleaming wickedly. Grumplin was transfixed. His feet would not obey, and his eyes could not close.
“Go! Use the ring!” He heard someone scream behind him.
The front intruder stiffened in mid-stride, gripping a black handle sticking out of his skull. Blood covered his face. Someone pushed Grumplin in the side, and he heard a quiet whistle as something flew past his neck. He felt a brief pain, and he felt a warm patch trickle down his arm.
“Go! Tell Euvgeni…ahhh”
He turned at the cry of pain. The lady was wrestling one of the men. There was a cut in her side, seeping blood. He tried swallowing, and he found his throat dry. Suddenly the lady knelt, and with an overbalanced wide sweep of the blade, the man went stumbling over her. His foot caught her head and with a yelp he crashed through the heavy drapes. 
“Kolya is the traitor! Kolya!” She screamed, looking desperately at him. She was frantically fiddling with a cube in her hand. Someone grabbed him roughly by the injured shoulder, and a red heat wave of pain gripped him. He howled as the world blurred in his head. Through the haze, he imagined the woodlands. He tried to focus on the houses, and the huge barbarians laughing amongst them, the women in their soft pelts, and the kids chasing chickens…but it was all red. 

“YAWANARAF” 
There was a loud pop in his ears, and he could feel himself stretching…stretching until his bones snapped, his tendons pulled out and ripped, until he felt thinner than a string, thinner than a hair. And he was weaving and knotting into the strangest shapes. Then with a wrench on his arm, the world returned, and there was light.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh,” he screamed, looking over his shoulder. There was an arm grasping him. As he turned, it dropped to the ground. It was neatly sheared at the elbow. Grumplin looked at the twitching limb on the ground, looked at the blood on his hurt shoulder, and he raised his hand in front of his eyes. Where there should have been a thumb, there was only to see a shattered stump, smoking like a pipe. All of a sudden, it all seemed very funny. With a smile on his face he stood up, swayed once, and fainted.


“Cheers Claris,”
“To your health brother,” said the woman lounging on the sofa, smiling bitterly at him. She was what men called ‘full-bodied’. Her golden hair was swept back and upwards, held in place by an intricate net and a fine ebony comb. Heavy make-up, done in the Tel fashion accented her narrow, upturned eyes. She wore the loose silken robe loosely, acutely aware of the stares that it drew. Claris liked to be in the center of everyone’s attention. Unfortunately, as Pierce found out, she was even more expensive to entertain than when she was a child. She was spoilt, used to opulence and the comforts that she liked so much. But, all said and done, she was also possibly the most influential woman in the family (with an ear close to their father) AND she knew better than to leave a trail of clues behind her. Pierce would rather have the company of his snake (when hungry), than his sister’s. Unfortunately, the recent events left Pierce short of money, and sorely lacking in allies. Damalanthas had not been satisfied with his humiliation alone. No, after he had finished with the courts, the House of the Roaring Tiger had slipped a few notches in the game. It would take a few years to recover the losses, even if no more problems occurred. Which made him the perfect target for the minor Houses out there, or his sister’s manipulations.
“What’s wrong, Pierce? You look like you want to strangle someone,” she breathed sulkily, watching his face for clues. He had to be careful, or he would end up as dry and stiff as her last lover.
He smiled widely, faking boredom, “Oh, forget it, it’s nothing. It’s the weather. It always puts me in a foul mood when it rains.”
“You should take a break when we’re finished. Come back home with me, and I’ll show you parties you haven’t even dreamt of in this backwater. These Easterlings are getting to you.”
He laughed gently, carefully lowering his head over the cup to hide his hatred of her.
“No, I’m afraid that father has given me very specific instructions. I’m to remain here, alert for any more of those cursed RMA agents. I tell you, for every one we find they plant two more. The magical costs alone are running over budget.”
He looked up again, his bored mask once again on his face. She was stretching on the sofa, admiring his servant. He could always get another one.
“Well, it all ties back into my plans,” she purred at him. “Stay low for the next couple of weeks, and they will be too busy trying to calm their populace to bother you. That’s when you clean out your nest once and for all.”
“Yes, and if you don’t succeed, the others string me up for making a mess.”
Her low chuckle caught him by surprise. She was in a good mood. 
“Yes. Perfect, isn’t it?” She said, feigning innocence on her face.
Oh perfect, all right. If any more embarrassments were found on his doorstep, he would be gelded – just like his brother. With so many of his brethren around him, the House was most zestful when it came to meting out punishment. And there was nothing that would give Claris more pleasure than to hear him squeak. If only he didn’t need her money…He would have to make sure that she didn’t survive, one way or another. He tried to refocus on the game of Savatte, but his mind was too occupied. His next move was a risky deception. She smiled at him as he looked up – a very predatory smile.
“My agent is in place. It’s time to strike. The first move is ours. Let the games begin. Tonight, the king dies. Long live the king.”
With a contemptuous flick of her hand, she moved her Chah over his pawn, ignoring his ruse. Slowly she lifted the pawn to her mouth, crunching on the icing into the sweet cake underneath. With every sound, he could feel his own bones grinding to powder in her teeth.
(Now read part two.)