Damus the Brave
(Anon)
(rumour has it that this was originally overheard while Damus was singing in the bath one day)


Oh, I be Damus the brave, big and strong
Tackling dragons large and small
Just to make sure they fight fair
I bind one hand to my hair.

Tackling beasties big and small
Is my claim to be a professional
With my back to the sun
Do you think I'll ever run

With my magic bright and dark
Whacking beasties in the fall
Fear I not their bite nor bark
So come you beasties and give Damus a call