(rumour has it that this was
originally overheard while Damus was singing in the bath one day)
Oh, I be Damus the brave, big and
strong
Tackling dragons large and small
Just to make sure they fight fair
I bind one hand to my hair.
Tackling beasties big and small
Is my claim to be a professional
With my back to the sun
Do you think I'll ever run
With my magic bright and dark
Whacking beasties in the fall
Fear I not their bite nor bark
So come you beasties and give Damus
a call
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