Bash Bash Crash Crash Thump Thump Bang
(by Joranth Bumblefoot)
[Sung to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star]

Bash Bash, Crash Crash, Thump Thump, Bang,
How I love to hear this sound.
As the battle progresses,
And the piles of dead increase,
Bang Bang, Thump Thump, Ouch Ouch, Ting,
For I worship great Cha-im.